Chris Hemsworth (via fuckyeahblackwidow)

vardaesque:

#chris hemsworth will make a black widow movie even if he has to make it in his backyard with an ipod #he’ll call up his brothers #HEY LIAM HEY LUKE HEY GUYS #I’M MAKING A MOVIE YOU NEED TO PLAY SHIELD AGENTS #they’ll be like srsly bruh #YEAH MAN CMON THERE’LL BE FOOD #they get won over #he calls up tom one night when he needs a scriptwriter #tom wakes up like ‘chris my god what time is it’ #chris is like CAN YOU WRITE A SCREENPLAY FOR A BLACK WIDOW MOVIE MATE I NEED YOU #tom lurches out of bed #almost starts crying #’yes of course i’ll do it #do you think she’d like shakespeare??’ #’tom wait—’ #’I CAN DO THIS’ #he mails over a script worthy of an oscar stuffed full of classical literature parallells and gorgeous imagery #chris stares at his one camera and grumbles about ‘fancy fucking brits’

 

(via lanaparrillasituation)

#Hemsworth calls up RDJ #Bro, I need financing for a Black Widow movie. #Is $100 million too much? #Nah, sounds good, mate. # Calls up Evans #Black Widow movie. You wanna direct it? #Evans flails & catches the first flight from Boston.

(via bead-bead)

#Hemsworth calls up Jeremy Renner #Get down here #we’re making a Black Widow movie #we need a bomb-ass makeup artist #you used to do makeup so bring your bow and get down here #also, grab our stuff from Marvel #Renner grabs his bags #robs the studio for props, costumes, and a shitload of makeup #Hemsworth calls up Mark Ruffalo #Mark Ruffalo shows up in a green morph suit #I brought vegan snacks #Hemsworth calls everyone who’s ever been in a movie/tv show for the MCU #even Stan Lee shows up 

#Finally Hemsworth calls up Scarlett Johansson #’We’re making a Black Widow movie, it’s time to shine. #Scarlett Johansson is down there the next day #The movie comes out with no previews and makes like 3 billion dollars in the box office #everyone wins at the Oscars

(via nerdy-birdy18)

#i brought vegan snacks

(via whostheblondegirl)

THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN , MARK MY WORDS!

(via highupinthe7skye)