queenofcheeze:

clitclip:

2rsquared:

gengnosis:

itsraininbritishmen:

cherryskies:

everyone has that one story that sounds fake but isnt

my dad met Tom Felton fishing once and told him that he looked like “that weird blonde kid my daughter has on her computer background”

My mother met Zac Efron by finding his address and driving past his house.

My moms coworker saved Daniel Radcliffe’s from drowning as his bodyguards and manager swam away

the church tried to exorcise me once but it turned out I was demonless and just a really bitchy smart child

Someone called me cute once and I sneezed so hard in reaction they cried

my grandma has had lunch with Bush Sr. on a plane and she’s had dinner and done karaoke with Ellie Goulding