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g-l-i-t-t-e-r:

Y’ALL. This is the best fucking depression outfit of all time. I just received mine and:

1) No pants required. You could probably put on boots with this and go out to the drive thru or convenience store with no legwear, even in the winter. Forget undies even, if you can’t be bothered.
2) Huge. You are free to flop around like a fish or sit criss cross applesauce or whatever your little depressed heart thinks will make life less painful.
3) Soft as fuck inside. It’s like being a blanket burrito without having to muster the energy for blanket wrangling. No sensory icks happening here.
4) Hygienic. Doesn’t make a lot of contact with ur smelly spots so you could probably wear it for weeks without smelling too much like a crotch or armpit.
5) Pocket for your phone so you never have to get up.
6) Fairly reasonable price. Like maybe Wal-Mart priced.
7) Stylish. I feel like Rihanna would wear this as a Look. Obv I am nowhere near a goddess like her but maybe it will look like I tried?

I’ve decided that this is all I wanna wear when my life is falling apart. I have found THE depression outfit. My serotonin levels are shitting the bed but at least I’ve got this boss ass depression outfit.

Somebody buy me this