*In which Yuuri is sick with a very high fever (and delusional)*
Yuuri: viiiikkkktoooorrrrrr~?
Viktor: *in the kitchen* yeah, Yuuri?
Yuuri: the piano isn’t working!
Viktor: what? *walks into the living room*
Yuuri: *wildly gesturing with his hands* See!?
Viktor: Yuuri… I- I don’t know how to tell you this, but..
Viktor: ….that’s a computer…
Yuuri:
Viktor: *sweatdrops*
Yuuri: ….. *starts crying* I- I was *hic* gonna play hot cross buns for *hic* yooouu~
Viktor: can you even play the piano-
Yuuri: NO