“Well, the Kiss and Cry is certainly living up to it’s name tonight, Johnny.”
“Maybe a little bit beyond kiss. I think I just saw a butt-grab Tara. Can you blame Nikiforov though?”
“Not in the least. For those of you just tuning in, Yuuri Katsuki just won the gold medal with a record breaking freeskate and he and his coach, skating legend, Victor Nikiforov, also his fiance, are celebrating in the Kiss and Cry.”
“Oh, look here come the ISU officials. And it sounds like the crowd is chanting let them kiss?”
“Oh…it sounds like Katsuki’s crying “we’re gonna get married?””