*viktor, talking to phichit*
Viktor:– I swear to god, he has fucking THUNDER THIGHS. Every time I see him in tight clothing I almost have a stroke!
He has the body of a fucking Goddess.Phichit: IKRRRR??!??! The first time we met in college, he was drunk and trying to climb the school’s flag pole at 3am in the morning! He got to the top and just hung there by. his. thighs. It was so iconic!!! There are still pictures on my phone, wanna see?
Viktor: *is fucking vibrating with excitement* O mg , y E s !!
Yuuri: *is listening into the conversation because Viktor accidentally butt-dialed him*
*muffled screeching and the crash of objects*