ronfire-of-the-vanities:

Leslie’s list of reasons attempting to explain her falling out with Ron

• Had conversations with Postmaster General about getting your face on a stamp
• I sent you a birthday card through the U.S. mail
• Taught the triplets about the dangers of minimizing the role of government in an increasingly complicated society
• I submitted to the New Yorker cartoon caption contest under your name
• Invited you to my LinkedIn professional circle
• That I had Food and Stuff shut down temporarily for a health code violation
• Started using the word “scrumptious “ too much
• (unreadable) Once offered you an apple (shouldn’t count, I was super drunk)
• I bought a chair from Ikea