alyseofwonderland:

Complaints my boyfriend James made while watching Infinity Wars:

• Loki is making a head on attack? Nothing about that tracks in this universe or Norse
• Why did that just happen? Because the plot demanded it? Weak!
• Who’s this World of Warcraft reject character design and why am I supposed to be afraid of them?
• Why is he crying? He’s been shit the whole time, there’s no foundation for this emotional call back.
• *extremely long silence* ………Four Generations
• me: what?
• James: In four generations the genocide on Gamora’s planet would be meaningless because they would have repopulated back to those numbers. 
• Where’s his twin? Did they not read Norse mythology? Give Peter Dinklage a twin you cowards!
• Why would they run? Why would they run!
• They have perfectly good formations here, there is no tactical reason to RUN at the barrier!
• THAT’S ALL OF THE BARRIER THEY ARE OPENINGS?!?!
• The running looks extra stupid now. They could have bottle necked those monsters easily.
• I thought you said that Black Panther and Captain America are considered leaders and tacticians?
• I’m supposed to believe that earlier in the movie Scarlet Witch and Vision can barely hold off this chick and now Black widow can just take her? What are the power levels in this universe?!
• Me: it’s like anime, they are meaningless
• James: I can suspend my disbelief longer for anime. I can see real humans here for this. 
• Thanos keeps saying “all life”, where do soil bacteria factor on his scale?
• Is he killing half of all plant life? Because that will just remove the resources.
• What are his parameters for sentient life?
• He keeps saying he does it evenly, fairly, right? But, if he really wanted to keep population numbers down he would half to kill a much higher percentage of women than men and I just watched mostly men dissolve into dust. 
• Did Thanos kill half of all dogs and cats?
• Were the writers even trying?