lavenderprose:

Headcanon that Viktor tried to tell Siri to call him Vitya but Siri can’t figure out how to say that so it just calls him VEET YEAH.

And Viktor has the technological literacy of a hedgehog so he can’t figure out how to make it stop.

And sometimes Viktor will look up and say, “Hey Yuuri?” and Yuuri will reply, “Yes, VEET-YEAH?”

Yuuri and Yuri refuse to change it for him.