Fave parts of Infinititty War

carrot-gallery:

  • thor and ant man slow dancing on that cruise ship
  • dr. strange shaving his head at the end
  • when peter literally tossed those two aliens into the sun
  • the guardians of the galaxy just fucking getting in their ship and leaving like 10 minutes into the movie
  • the wedding scene
  • loki and banner’s jewel heist subplot
  • seeing tony when the boulder rolled past that therapist’s office and we saw him thru the window for 2 seconds and then never again
  • shuri’s rap (some say 35 minutes was too long; those people are weak)
  • obviously the twist where the cast of always sunny came out of the storm drain and joined the big battle
  • taika waititi as himself playing mr. harrington’s husband
  • the flashback to MJ making that documentary about NYC’s youth homelessness epidemic (informative!)
  • jeff goldblum’s hover-shoes
  • that swordfight set to “bigmouth strikes again” by the smiths
  • cameo from NYC mayor Bill DeBlasio
  • M’Baku’s cheesecake-only cooking show after the credits

do you have advice on having sex when youre super insecure? im so uncomfortable with my body and the idea of someone seeing me makes me cringe. id be so embarrassed.

greglestrade:

I felt exactly the same as you. Honestly for the longest time the idea of anyone seeing me naked made me wanna die, and I thought it’d never happen. But sort of in the moment… it does? Honestly this guy I’m seeing is super duper buff and goes to the gym constantly but he has stretch marks and It made me realise that what we consider bad and what someone will hate is … normal, y’know. And I didn’t look at them and think ‘ew omg’ And I think it’s hard to accept when you’ve hated yourself for so long but you just gotta think …. the person you’re with (unless they’re a literal shitbag baby) isn’t going to think ‘ew, Omg’ either. They’re going to think they’re lucky you’re letting them sleep with u!!!!!