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ronfire-of-the-vanities:

Leslie’s list of reasons attempting to explain her falling out with Ron

  • Had conversations with Postmaster General about getting your face on a stamp
  • I sent you a birthday card through the U.S. mail
  • Taught the triplets about the dangers of minimizing the role of government in an increasingly complicated society
  • I submitted to the New Yorker cartoon caption contest under your name
  • Invited you to my LinkedIn professional circle
  • That I had Food and Stuff shut down temporarily for a health code violation
  • Started using the word “scrumptious “ too much
  • (unreadable) Once offered you an apple (shouldn’t count, I was super drunk)
  • I bought a chair from Ikea

barkbones:

aesthetic: im spotted out in the woods wearing nothing but a pair of ARE YOU NASTY? booty shorts. im covered in dirt. my hair is full of twigs. im not lost or anything. just making my living stealing nuts from squirrels and slurping creek water. i become a local cryptid. the nasty woodsman.

its-spooky-bitch:

ghostinthelanternlight:

the-realest-asami:

deadjosey:

bazoookles:

The Black Shuck is a type of Hellhound from England. It is known to live in English Graveyards.

When it leaves a area, the ground it was standing on was scorching hot, meaning it destroys the ground it stands on.

According to English legend it says if you see it three times you will meet an untimely demise.

Just realized humans don’t have eyeshine, so what is in that video might not be human, but a new cryptid.

The Buck Naked Sprinter

just to elaborate on the above comment because I learned about this in Bio 102 today and immediately thought of this post: yep, if that eye shine is real, then this dude is definitely not human. 

While the human eye does sort of give off a glare when you hit it with light at night time, that glare is always red because it is reflecting off of the blood vessels in the back of the eye. while in animals with night vision like cats, the light reflects off of the tapetum lucidum in the back of the eye which is the part of the eye that gives them far better night vision. 

i for one, am excited to see more encounters of the Angry Naked Night Sprinter 

This is so unsettling

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

roboticsappreciationsociety:

did-you-kno:

‘The Writer,’ 1 of 3 surviving automata
from the 18th century, is a programmable
boy that uses quill and ink to write any 40
letters of custom text. This 240-year-old
automaton uses all 6,000 of its parts to
create just enough pressure for fluid,
elegant writing, and is thought by
some to be the first computer. Source

This is truly a masterpiece of engineering from an early age. So amazing!

okay LOOK. I understand that on a purely mechanical and engineering level that this is an incredible piece but if scifi and fantasy media has taught me anything it’s that this motherfucker is haunted af and probably writes out gruesome deaths that mysteriously end up coming to pass thanks but NO THANKS BYE

computer science major here, i’m with haunted guy

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

honeybruh:

juniorvarsityjackets:

Imagine just being a regular Wakandan during that 2 month period of Civil War and Black Panther

You just reading your Kimoyo bead feed every day like wtf?

Sent aid workers to Nigeria, they get killed in an explosion, your king killed in a terrorist attack, the prince becomes king, like a day or two later, some random outsider comes on, now HE’S king, then a day or two later there’s a big fight in the capital and then the old prince is king again? And then he reveals your nation to the world?

Like that’s not encouraging

on the Wakanda Wide Web message boards like “this never happened with T’Chaka, smh”

Bast_m¥_ass887 says that “these panthers got me trippin, this is why I don’t leave the river, ain’t nothing ever gon change with the fishes. #Checkyourtribe.”

lornagonigall:

cheshireinthemiddle:

therepublicofrapunzel:

pishposh-habberdash:

therepublicofrapunzel:

themixtrovert:

“i can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

okay

“you can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

not okay

Morality is not subjective. If the Bible says x is wrong, x is wrong whether you are a Christian or not. You’re not exempt from the truth because you don’t believe it.

Except if you’re not a Christian you don’t believe that the bible is truth so….

Yeah and if you’re colorblind you don’t think the sky is blue. 

The sky is blue whether you believe it or not. The Bible is true whether you believe it or not.

The sky is actually black. You specifically perceive it as blue and a colorblind person may perceive it as orange or grey. A mantis shrimp sees it as colors that you cant even comprehend.

Your views =//= absolute truth