I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life
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Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.
Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.
Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.
There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.
True Life: I can’t stop drawing these boys napping
(I had to use a website to make the gif so apologies for quality)
neverknowsbestwhatcouldhavebeen:
This gets scary when you realize almost one in five women will be a victim of attempted or completed rape during their freshman year.
I can’t tell if I’m going to throw up, cry, or both.
… And this is why I am not sorry these frats are getting dismantled.
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYOI x THE SIMS MOBILE
have a relationship with a sim and choose “soulmate”
dialogues are from lovers chapter(i played the sims mobile recently (and gushing it
a lot
on twitter) and named my two sims yura and beka cuz i think naming/making a sim with ordinary names/appearance is boring. i’m not disappointed)
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