amey-winehouse:

systlin:

nudityandnerdery:

shareyourpie:

naked-yogi:

dumdolly:

dumdolly:

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin

^ yup.

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”

I’ll take $5 for “ehh”

visser9466:

iamnotsebastianstan:

think it’s about time we stop making jokes about the amount of famous white boys named Chris, and about time we started focusing on Tom. Am I talking about Cruise? Hiddleston? Hardy? Holland? Hanks? Felton? Fletcher? Selleck? Welling? Ford? Hooper? Brady? It’s impossible to tell because apparently half the male population are called Tom.

*Approaches a gay couple*

So which one of you is Chris and which one of you is Tom.

theseaver:

“Afternoon Nap”

Honestly, if I was as small as Victor, I’d do the exact same thing with this pouch.  It’s so cute I just want to take a nap in it.

The artist is @orerishu, and while this pouch is, sadly, sold out, they do have another pouch for sale in their store that is equally as cute and will be joining my collection soon. 😀