Category: Uncategorized

The Signs as ỵ̴̢̡̺̥͎͂̓͗̃̅͊o̝̭͉̖͓ͨ̿ͣ͑̀͒͗͂̌̓̄́̐͐̂̕͡u̧̨̡̥̫̭̗̮͖̯̼̮͎̳͂ͬͣ̉̐͑ͅ?

normal-horoscopes:

13lizardsinatrenchcoat:

normal-horoscopes:

Aries: You are the zulu spear in a telemarketers neck. Unexpected, and mercifully quick.

Taurus: You are the fistfight in the chuck-e-cheese. Far more fun than you have any right to be, honestly.

Gemini: You are the creepy mannequin at the target. Equal parts pretty and unsettling. 

Cancer: You are the blood spattered harmonica. There is a strange story behind you.

Leo: You are peanut butter and jelly sandwich cut with a hatchet. Fashioned of the same stuff, but in a more interesting way.

Virgo: You are the substitute teachers broken collar bone. Mysterious, a source of gossip perhaps?

Libra: You are the Druid at Disneyland. Having a lot of fun under your terrifying mask.

Scorpio: You are the newest drug sweeping the nation. A source of panic for good christian mothers.

Sagittarius: You are the exposed nipple at the PTA meeting. Unintentionally the most fascinating thing in the room.

Capricorn: You are distant booming laughter. Foreboding, but quite the nice time.

Aquarius: You are a hijacked forklift. A tiny, yet gleeful, force of destruction. 

Pisces: You are the barrel of antlers at the antique shop. Full of the prettiest parts of many dead things.

hey uhhhh Caretaker? what the fuck.

Ẅ̤̤͙̬̬̤́ͣ̄̿̈́͛ͧ̅̎̐ͨ͑ͬͩ̆ͬͨ̚ͅH͔̖̗̮͖̣̝̰̰̗̙̝͙̦ͤͧͫ̃̈ͩͨ͂̎ͮͯͨ̚À̭̹͙͔̰͉̹̣̝̗͍̰͚͉ͮ͋ͦ͒̇̑̈̍̓ͬͧ͋̒ͫ̋ͅT̟͍̱̫̙̯͎̫̯̜̺͓̦ͨ͛̇̇͆ͮͦ̔ͯ̿̋͒̈́ͬ̚ ̝͎̟̪͚̖ͧ͌ͦ͆͐̍̍ͬ͌̈́̓̎͂̏W͓̘̳̫̜̟͊̋ͧ͒ͅH͚̺̘̺̬͉͖͚̭͍̍̈́͑͛ͪ̍̃̎ͦ̇̔̐͂ͨ͐̒Ȃ̪͎̼̞̦̻͆͐̓̎̆͗ͨ͐̏̆͋̾̿͑̈̓T̖̘̩̺̜͚͙̻̬̯̝ͨͪͨ̋̀ͪͩ̂̃ͧ̆͛ͣS̪̺̬̜̗͐͐̅͆̅ͯ͂̆̑̇͂͗̑ͨ̍̍̉ ͍̯͍̹̲̞͉̱̪̘̲ͦ͗ͬ͌ͯ͑ͅͅT͖͎̗͙̱̳̩͇̰̬̮͙͛̎̉ͭ̐ͤ̐̚H̱̮̝̙̹͎̦̝̻̰̝͉̖͍̦̠͎̼̔͒͑̓ͪ̿̄ͨ̎ͥE̫̦͓͖̬̪͚͙̱̟̝͚̲͕͎͂ͩ͐̈ͣ̎̆͛ ̼͈̗̯̰̪̻͙̦͕͖̣̗͚̓̇ͥ͑̆ͭ̑͆̾͆̄͌ͦP̠͓͉̺̞͖̩͓̻̩̩̭̱̗ͣ͑ͧͨ̌ͥͧͨ̓̏ͩ̽R͙̪͉͕̮̥̻̻̺͖̥̱̳̭̂ͧ͑͐O̯̱̜͕̳̜͖͋̑ͪ̌͂̉̽ͪ͐̒̾̈͌̾ͯͣ͗ͅB̭͎̮̩̦͇̤̲̮̭̺̦͇̥̜͙̗̠ͥͬ̔̈́͂͊̅̾͂̋ͅL͙͚̤͔̝̻̯̰̭̻̠̤̗͋̂ͨͧ̓ͣ͐ͅE̲͙̞̹͋ͤ͐̎M̠̹̫̭̀̇̾͑̾͌̆͂̔̌ͯͮ̑̎?̤̩̫͓̘̙̘̟͉͍̍̊͛̐̓ͮ

amuzed1:

saito-91:

thenamesdiondra:

cynosurecosplay:

batter-sempai:

sueanoi:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bankuei:

meqabitch:

theryanproject:

futureblackpolitician:

cloacacarnage:

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”