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bolto:

white dude in this horror movie : *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english* 

Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like “Whomsoever enters this room, they shall… well, this word is like… literally it means ‘unbecome,’ but it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, and—wait, when was this carved?  was it 15th century? Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century.  This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?”

“You guys, I’ve gotta be honest, okay? This thing’s written in some kind of weird localized dialect, and I’ve only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here…I can’t even tell if it’s some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase…whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means.”

‘this is written in ancient sumerian. it’s about… uh… well that word is… uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower.’

“okay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it means ‘horse’ – and the context is really not helping”

“You know what?  This thing is bound in human skin and the walls are bleeding let’s just leave.”

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giffing-su:

giffing-su:

GIFFING-SU 20,000 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!!!

To celebrate our 20k follower milestone, and to thank all of you who made this blog possible, we’re giving away the following prizes to 9 lucky winners: 

  • Dog tags x2
  • Mini vinyl figure x4
  • Water bottle
  • Guide to the Crystal Gems book
  • Too Cool for School comic book

To be eligible to win you must: 1) Be following giffing-su, and 2) reblog this post. Only one entry per reblog.

Winners and prizes will be chosen randomly on September 30th. One prize per winner. We will ship to any country! Happy blogging!

Today’s the day! Since I don’t get home until late this evening, starting at 9 p.m. Central Standard Time, I will start making the list of names based on reblogs for the drawing. You still have until then to get in on this action and reblog for your chance to win one of these awesome prizes! – Mod C

got-stars-in-your-eyes:

got-stars-in-your-eyes:

My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We’ve been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying “looks like we’re almost home!” 😂

Bless his heart.

Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.