haveahiddles:

rottenlittleboys:

icyxmischief:

icyxmischief:

//This is important because it proves that The Other can hear everything Loki is saying based on some kind of telepathic connection that The Other is maintaining over the distance of whole dimensions.  Which means it qualifies literally everything Loki says in Avengers Assemble to anyone else. 

#yes#okay#loki is being monitored the entire time#which is why when people are always like#‘why didn’t he take thor’s offer?!’#i always wince#he’s on speakerphone so he fucking can’t (via opalescentnanomachines)

 Y E P I WAS REFERRING SPECIFICALLY TO THAT ACTUALLY.  

#is that why he cried as he stabbed his brother though?

easilyenchanted:

kilodelta:

sacculetta:

preoccupiedpepper:

vaspider:

sherlockspuppycat:

wilwheaton:

the-future-now:

Netflix’s new site is a giant “f*ck you” to Comcast and Time Warner

Netflix launched a site late Wednesday night called Fast.com, where — in one click — anyone browsing the internet can see how fast their internet speed is. Although it’s great for consumers, some internet providers might not be happy about the new website.

Follow @the-future-now

Fuck Comcast

Netflix didn’t invent that it’s been around

Netflix didn’t invent speed checks, but this site is Netflix’s.

Okay, so here’s why Netflix speedtest is so brilliant. 

Most of us know about Speedtest.net, right? Well Comcast and Time Warner know about it too. They know customers use it to check to see if they’re getting what they are paying for. Comcast techs even tell customers to check their speed with Speedtest.net. 

So, to make sure people think they are getting good speeds, Comcast and Time Warner prioritize traffic going to Speedtest.net. When you check your speed there it’s artificially inflated. That is NOT the speed you are getting when you browse tumblr and that is definitely not the speed you get when you watch Netflix. 

Comcast and Time Warner can not artificially inflate the results by prioritizing traffic to Fast.net unless they also prioritize traffic to Netflix, and they definitely do not want to do that. 

That is so fucking slimy. Good for Netflix

It’s worse, really: Speedtest is provided by a company named Ookla, who deploy the servers it uses. Companies like Comcast can pay to host those servers *on their networks*, and they do: next
time you visit Speedtest.net, look for the line telling you who the server is provided by. If you use a big ISP, chances are its them.

This means the test never actually goes out over the Internet proper: it stays almost entirely within the bounds of your ISP’s network. Unless there’s an issue with your modem itself, that makes it a nearly useless metric.

Good Tools like Fast.com and DSLReports’ speed test test in multiple servers all over the Internet, and average the results. Use them.

^^^^IMPORTANT^^^^^

the cable companies want you to believe they aren’t given you shit service even if they have to pay off sites made to keep you woke

kentobox:

thecharliecharmander:

deannathespoonie:

quuer-r-beks:

falloutgirlongirl:

funraising fees are fucked up did you know gofundme takes up to 7.9% of everything people donate you + $0.30 per donation

that means that if 10 people help you raise $1000, you’re losing $82 bucks

if youre a kid in trouble trying to raise money dont make my mistakes and use youcaring which is apparently toally free, and not gofundme

Gofundme just sucks in general. After a woman tried raising money for an abortion, they pulled her campaign and changed their terms of service so that starting a campaign for an abortion is basically against the rules, but anti-choice groups (some of which are known to be violent) are still able to use the site. source 

But they let Darren Wilson have his campaign after he murdered Mike Brown

Guys spread this!! http://www.youcaring.com/ really is free! 

^YouCaring is great, in my experience. They can stay free because they ask everyone who donates to a cause whether they’d like to donate $1 to the website to keep it running.

It’s also not racist and anti-choice.

I did not know this

full-service-shark-worker:

lokiwholockfactory:

brownbabysugar:

corncobjelly:

echolalien:

This is the money butt.

It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.

money butt god bless

MONEY BUTT. IM HERE FOR THIS.

let’s do that to –

*gets shot*

@beaglebitch @the-haven-of-fiction @izhunny @angreav @angryschnauzer @smittentomkitten @madelinekhan et al

Lord please it’s been two hours and I need that 💰💰💰💰💰

black–lamb:

melaniesole:

imperfectkreis:

flightless-wings:

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.

She broke that shit down so beautifully

women are masterminds and i love it

Bonuses to enrolling to vote:

theauspolchronicles:

theauspolchronicles:

theauspolchronicles:

  • You get to write on a piece of paper that you wish for a politician you don’t like to get fired (so long as you don’t literally write that but mark the ballot appropriately – please don’t invalidate your vote)
  • Your conscience will make you feel bad if you eat at an election sausage-sizzle without voting. They’re there to feed the mouths of democracy
  • If you don’t vote then your racist grandparents will elect the lizard people again and the coral reef will die
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