Why don’t jedis turn off their opponents lightsabers by force pressing the button?
I’m laughing so hard because instead of the epic lightsaber fight they’d just be aggressively switching them on and off could you imagine
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Parenting After Star Wars
dad: gregor go clean your room
gregor: *lights up toy lightsaber*
dad: ….
dad: alright lets do this *lights up his own lightsaber*
me: watches Star Wars the Force Awakens
me: gets home
me:
me:
me: screams for 32478 hours
ok so like. obviously the whole scene with finn and poe on the tie fighter is one of the most important things of our time, but what I especially love about it is their mutual giddy enthusiasm? like, I guess just because finn had just finished being an evil storm trooper and poe had shown himself to be a smartass I was expecting some like, growly banter and gruff dislike-but-I’ll-work-with-you dynamic, but instead they’re both just sunshine and puppies right off the bat. poe gives finn his name and finn is like “I love it :DDDD” and poe is like “I love you :DDDD” and when finn makes the shot and flips out about it poe doesn’t mock him for being excited he’s just like “YEAH WHOO THAT WAS AWESOME!!” and then they tell each other they’re both awesome and laugh a lot and it’s all smiles and giddiness and a romcom escape from the First Order and I just. they’re both so happy to meet each other and IT KILLS ME.
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never-eat-a-wholebag-of-croutons:
I’M A JEDI AGAIN MOM
Guy: kids don’t have toys like we had when we-
*pause*
Guy: … Were growing up.
Guy: I’M A JEDI AGAIN MOM
Mom: NO-
-Glass smashing-THEY WAY SHE SCREAMS NO IM DYING
STILL HILARIOUS
do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general
BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.
It’s in words
Everyone in Southern USA: Yep, average winter, put on a sweater maybe. I felt a slight breeze, maybe it’s time for a hat.
Everyone in Northern USA: WHAT iS THis wARmTH??? Now???? WHaT iS goINg ON. THe End iS NyE, WHY CaN I See GRAsS, I CaN GO OuT WIthOut 10 CoatS oN aNd NOt DiE???? WHERE. THE. FUCK. IS. THE. SNOW.
marvel (part 3) | text posts
I deserve someone who actually gives a fuck about me because I’ve spent my entire life making other people happy when all they did was leave.