i lost it with the salad
completely lost it at the gravy
are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts
billy i thought we all agreed to never be creative again
The FUCK?!
The fact that buzfeed made it makes it 10 times better
Oh good, it’s back.
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man, teenaged girls aren’t allowed to have a genuine interest in anything without being ridiculed for it. if a girl likes ugg boots and starbucks she’s stupid and stereotypical, but if she likes combat boots and obscure coffee houses she’s a hipster wannabe and is trying too hard. if a girl listens to boy bands and other popular artists she’s a dumb follower, if she reads comics or plays video games she’s a poser/fake geek girl, if she likes sex she’s a slut but if she doesn’t like sex she’s a prude, if she wears makeup she’s fake but if she doesn’t wear makeup she’s a slob, if she has low self-esteem she needs to learn to love herself but if she has high self-esteem she’s overconfident and vain, if she’s interested in politics she’s a crazy social justice warrior but if she prefers to stay out of social matters she’s a dumb airhead. girls are literally mocked for every single thing they like or do, no matter what those things are, and i’m really really sick of it.
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Wow, you really know a lot about that movie ‘Thor’, Claire. (Brunch, SNL)
What they don’t show you in ‘The Incredibles’
It’s slightly less horrifying when you remember that she’s Elastigirl so her body is allowed to stretch like that.
The comment that saved the comic
Psychology claims that If two past lovers can remain just friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.
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(via thegoodvybe)
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
FLOOR IT?
NICK NO
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
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It’s december.
time to….. BRING. THIS. BACK.
Would it really kill you if we kissed?
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