(910): so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there–you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup–then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you “wanted water”. you then, fell down the stairs while saying “you don’t know me” then crawled to the couch.
“Dude. I’m going to get so hammered this weekend.”
“I have to read crime and punishment by Monday- I’ll just do it all Sunday night"
“If you could get full ride to any college by killing a man, would you do it?” “In a second.”
[A guy showing a girl how to put notes into a calculator in order to cheat on the AP calc BC test] “My morals have crashed like the Russian economy after the collapse of the USSR.”
“What class is this?” “AP FIGHT CLUB”
“What if we all just didn’t show up for graduation?”
“It is my unalienable right to not be here right now. I’m entitled to the pursuit of happiness and this isn’t it.”
“I’ll pay you $15 to do my physics homework.” “Shit, I’ll do it for free if you do my lit homework.”
[1st hour AP Human Geo: A girl pours a bottle of mountain dew and a can of monster into a thermos, shakes it up, and drinks it in one go.] “I have tests in every hour today and I got 15 minutes of sleep. Desperate times, ya know?”
“But if you’re valedictorian, and she’s salutoriain, and the six of us are top 2%, then who’s driving the bus?”
“so. did anyone do the calc homework?” *chorus of no’s* “you know, i don’t know why I even asked.”
“maybe if we all pretend we don’t know what we’re doing, he’ll move the calculus test.” “Honey, I don’t even need to pretend.”
A man unrequitedly in love will stand outside your home and knock, throw, kick, holler, relentless in pursuit. Foreign to the idea of a space he is unwelcome in. A woman unrequitedly in love will sit. She’s far away from your house. She knows it’s not for her. She will wait, she has gifts prepared if she is ever invited in. She has herself prepared if she’s not.
You know what I love the most about Thomas Sanders? He actually replies to his fans. He doesn’t just ignore them. He makes them feel loved and appreciated. He will take the time out of his day to make videos like his Christmas one just so people will know that they are loved. You are so sweet and I’m so thankful that there are is a person like you.
Thank you Thomas for being such an amazing human being. I appreciate it.
You know what I love about you? You took the time to write this beautifully sweet post and that just made me smile so big!! Thank YOU for being an equally amazing human being! I love you so much for these kind and wonderful words.
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