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Look what made it here today so excited to get into this and read and see all the wonderful things inside! @yoisoulmatezine
[Viktor and Chris are in what looks like Chris’s living room. Chris is sitting in an armchair; Viktor is lying on the sofa with his head on the arm. They both have a glass of wine in hand. An open bottle is sitting on the table in front of them.
Chris reaches out and pokes Viktor on the head.
“Truth or dare?”
“Hmm.” Viktor says. He drinks from his glass. “Truth.”
“Grand Prix Finalists this year, hottest to not-est.”
“Men singles skaters only?’
“Exactly.”
“Including myself?”
“No.”
“Do I go high to low or low to high?”
“Low to high, I think. Best to get it over with.”
“Mm.” Viktor drinks from his glass again until it’s empty. He holds it out, and Chris refills it. “All right. Number six, Michele Crispino.”
“Why?” Chris asks. “I mean, obviously, we’ve met Michele, but for the benefit of the viewers–”
“He’s convinced I’m secretly interested in his sister.” Viktor rolls his eyes. Chris snorts. “Number five…Leroy.”
“Leroy? Really?”
“He’s, what, twelve?”
“He’s twenty.”
“He’s twelve. And he’s only ranked above Michele because Yuri hates him, so he must be doing something right. Number four, Cao Bin, because of his eyebrows.”
“His eyebrows?” Chris gestures and wine splashes onto his hand. He licks it off.
“He needs to draw them in.”
“I’m shocked that you’re still single, Viktor.”
“Someday my prince will come. Number three, you, because you’re the only person on this list I can confirm is actually good in bed.”
“Thank you.”
“Number two is of course me.” Viktor runs his fingers through his hair. “I’m pretty.”
“I thought we agreed you wouldn’t rank yourself.”
“You agreed to that. All right, last but definitely not least, number one: Yuuri Katsuki.”
“Seriously?”
“Yes.”
“Katsuki?”
“Have you seen him? Have you seen his face?” Viktor nearly spills the wine on himself. “His bone structure. His eyebrows. His hands. His thighs.”
“That escalated quickly.”
“He could bench press me and I would thank him.”
“We’re still on camera.”
“I would lick borscht off his abs and if you see this, Katsuki, feel free to call me, I’m available.”
“I’m actually going to give him your number now.”]
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c-giacometti @v-nikiforov and i off the ice. thanks to @chateaupetrus for the wine. (@katsuki-y, check your messages.)
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grobsjo @katsuki-y but did you call him?? catfishcary i would also lick borscht off yuuri’s abs and i’m deathly allergic to beetroot
v-nikiforov @catfishcary some things are worth dying for
Loki: So now I’m supposed to do everything Sigyn does? What if she jumps off a cliff?
Frigga: If Sigyn were to jump off a cliff, she would have done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So, yes, if you see Sigyn jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Due to popular demand (or just,… demand?) I sat down and made this, literally, in the last two hours.
Unfortunately, it’s kind of squished-down so I WANT people to reblog it and correct/add their own stuff if they want to say something! The more information, the better.
I didn’t go too deeply into the technical names for the anatomy parts – you can google things pretty easily. But there IS one thing I want to add.
Due to the promotion of the clitoral stimulation, there are now some people under the impression that the clitoris is the end-all of orgasm achievement.
Please trust me when I say this is not true. I can’t really achieve clitoral orgasm very easily, and it’s kind of disappointing for me. On the other hand, I can reach G-spot orgasms and it’s tons better! It just goes to show you how many different ways bodies can be built. :3
Awareness is important
If you are a man, a lesbian, or a person attracted to people with vaginas, READ THIS AND TAKE NOTES. Unless you don’t care about your partners pleasure and comfort, in that case scroll on.
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