daddyslittlejuliet:

wolf-and-kitten:

galaxiisms:

digitalcrayon:

Okay, so there’s this app called “Couple” in the app store. ((I think it may have been called “Pair” as well, but I’ve got the AT&T version.)) Let me tell you about this cute little motherfucking app.

Okay, so you have this icon

Not all that impressive, but still cute nonetheless.

Then you open it up, get yourself and your adorable-as-fuck significant other registered with an email and password. You get “paired” and have this little facebook chat sort of thing that only the two of you are able to see.

Oh, hey, and what’s this little thing?

Yeah. There’s this button you can press to gently tell your S.O. that they’re on your mind without having to say much more. How fucking cute is that?

Alright, so you’ve got a wall you two can share. Now there are other little features too such as a place you can draw on the same screen damn near to real-time.

And then you can take that shitty little drawing you created together and post it up on that wall so neither of you will forget how crappy phone screens are to draw with, but damn if that isn’t cute.

Lastly, you have the thumb kiss. Now this feature is unique because no matter where you are in the world, you can use this app and know that you’re both doing the same stupid thing and giggling like an idiot all the while. With a thumb kiss, you press your finger to the screen and your S.O.’s will show up once they do the same.

Then once they get close and/or touching, the screen changes a little

And after a second of touching, the screen turns red and vibrates to signify your “kiss.”

And if that’s not the cutest shit that a dumb little app on your probably-a-piece-of-crap-phone can offer, then you need to get out of my face and go try this app because it’s totally free and will have you smiling for a week.

gxspenst

Highly recommend. 10/10

Rebloging for all my followers out there with long distance relationships… This could help so much!

Also for anyone in a relationship who just want to feel closer whenever they’re apart.

uriequeen:

If I don’t do challenges you tag me in its not because I don’t love you, because I do, it’s because I’m a lazy fuck

eggtrolls:

god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys 

I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink tequila, blue or otherwise, so I grabbed a piece of bread from the basket on the table and just tapped it against people’s glasses like it was a legitimate beverage instead of a wheat byproduct 

and one of my friends was like ‘ho what in god’s name are you doing’ 

and I didn’t know how to say I would rather slice of my own foot than drink tequila so I just held my bread up and said ‘I’m toasting’ 

and in that moment I felt my soul descend directly into the eighteenth circle of hell

tamarussia:

the-bucky-barnes:

the-bucky-barnes:

Almost July 4th, time for all of the ridiculous Freedom posts to begin…

Ah yes, 11:59pm…only one more minut-

…what the fuck?

wHAT DA FUCK??

HOLY SHI-

I…wha…well maybe I can work with this. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism? God bless-

AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!

Is it time for this again?

you bet your sweet ass it is

Everyone: ugh there’s Frozen merch everywhere when will it stop
Universal Pictures: hello naughty children it’s minion time

briannataylora:

Chuck voted Blair for prom queen 200 times and you can’t even text me back