one of my biggest fears is dying after i suck a dickā¦. like once i watched Law & Order SVU & this dead girl had just sucked dick and had a bunch of semen in her stomachā¦.. if they found me dead with semen in my stomach my mom would kill herself just so she could meet me in hell and beat my ass
ok but what about dying while someone is sucking your dickĀ ? It REALLY happened to a fucking PRESIDENT OF FRANCE, Felix FAURE (1841 – 1899)Ā
this fucker here
had a fucking attack while his mistress (it wasnāt his fucking wife imagine the scandal) was giving him surely the best blowjob he ever experienced and he died when he reached orgasm
His Mistress Marguerite Stenheil was soon after given a nickname who was also a pun āpompe funĆØbreā which usually mean mortician I think, but can be understood here as āmortal vacuumā okay Iāll never get over this fact Iām always fucking pissing myselfĀ
google the shit if you donāt believe me
how do I know thisĀ ? oh freaking simple I just happen to share the same fucking surname as this classy dude
yeah
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST EDUCATIONAL AND HILARIOUS POST IāVE READ
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