Opponent: *Plays Anything*
Me: Hold on I’m deciding if I wanna respond
Me: *flicks the lands I’ve been top decking for the last five turns for a solid minute*
Me: It resolves

fwoosh-finnick-the-fan:

prospect-euphoria:

sandflake:

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

THIS is the best post ever.

THIS.

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/the-archangel-in-asgard/114969236071/tumblr_mu7m5xaDUC1rrwe9p?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://the-archangel-in-asgard.tumblr.com/post/114969236071/audio_player_iframe/the-archangel-in-asgard/tumblr_mu7m5xaDUC1rrwe9p?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthe-archangel-in-asgard%2F114969236071%2Ftumblr_mu7m5xaDUC1rrwe9p

death-limes:

feng-huang:

sushinfood:

lovemegeminiously:

Not another sadstuck; Game Over

This is the most beautiful usage of this song in this fandom. I expected something bad or tragic and then just… “You win.” I’m crying.

THIS WILL BE HOW IT WILL END

AND THIS IS WHY I’M REBLOGGING IT

I’LL DIE BELIEVING IN A HAPPY ENDING, SO BITE ME

oh no

oh no

theawesomeishere:

ladylokiinthetardis:

themaraudersaredead:

caroldamver:

clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face

#of course he wont he’s deaf

THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME

Imagine this:

Tony gets Clint’s attention, signs think fast at him, Clint is about to sign why and gets hit in the face anyway

iatethepomegranate:

ocdplayer:

serioussarcsm:

ocdplayer:

captainirrayditation:

ocdplayer:

i have an idea in my head where thor is just like. painfully incapable of being cissexist.

like some transphobic reporter asks him abt his sexuality and he’s “i have been…

castielinablanket:

carnivaloftherandom:

antoinetriplett:

so in iron man 2

a little boy in an iron man helmet tries to shoot one of the rampaging suits with his lil toy flight stabilizers

in spider-man 2

a little boy puts on his spiderman suit and stands up against the rhino

that’s…

crsm-deactivated20160204:

Why would you want to save the galaxy?
Because I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!

There’s over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you’re one of the few who’s never EVER left anon hate in somebody’s ask box.

crystalfilledskies:

kidslut:

“you are terrifying and strange and beautiful. something not everyone knows how to love." For Women Who Are Difficult To Love

All credit goes to Warsan Shire // Video & my sister for making it

x

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

losto-vae:

The way we perceive time and history is so weird.

I get so tripped out when I think about how Cleopatra lived closer to the iPhone being invented than she did to the Great Pyramids being built, or how Stonehenge would have already been ruins when Jesus walked the earth, or how Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, or how Anne Frank and Martin Luther King Jr were born in the same year. Like, man, this it’s all so crazy

This fucked me up.