Kingsman more like: suit porn, samueL Jackson playing a characters he’s never played and getting it fucking right

Kingsman: suit porn

Kingsman: campy, old style funny spy movie

Kingsman: more suit porn, AND THE MOTHERFUCKING CHURCH SCENE!!!

darklordvolker:

I went and saw this last night with the assumption that it would be a good and action packed movie but I have to say my favorite part was when Colin Firths character was asked by a hate group member why he was leaving in the middle of her group leaders speech. “I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at the military abortion clinic. So hail Satan and good day.”