lipstickstainedlove:

copic-creator:

the-unicorn-lord:

faewithoutconsequence:

theproblematicpetticoat:

swedebeast:

courfeyclause:

tic-tac-yulegerac:

isabeaubeau:

#ALL THAT KNOWLEDGE #LOST #FOR #FUCKING #EVER

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DON’T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA

FUCK NOW I’M UPSET

Oh yeah, that tome of history compiled by a Mesopotamian priest on the History of the World, supposedly spanning back 40,000 years of history?

Fucking gone. Gone forever.

I wonder how far back civilization was set by that?

this is from the internet, so take it with a grain, but here it is

Pain. Such intense pain.

Tears are real.

FUCKING

rei-matsuoka:

akie-sensei:

scotland-graveyard:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS

The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.

I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.

It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

This is genius

I’ll just play that because there is Tabasco sauce

dont remind me of such horrors

lillymittens226:

phantomrose96:

Fic idea where a lonely person sells their soul to Satan to be their friend. And Satan just rolls with it until he realizes at the time of their death he genuinely likes them.

Since he can’t renege on the contract he takes them to Hell and puts them in a high position of power. Demons hardened by millenia of torture now have to answer to a shy, self-conscious, quiet, depressed, lonely person who has unintentionally become Satan’s #1

OMG someone has to do that

deansmom:

“Peggy was in a position where if she was a damsel in distress, she wouldn’t be of that position. And when she says, “I know what it’s like to have a few doors slammed in my face,” I think because she’s this attractive woman who’s beautifully made up, she had to fight a little bit harder to get where she is to prove that she’s capable. And I think that’s great because there’s a kindred spirit between her and Steve, there’s an equality about them and I love that.”