a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

hey

you

dont you dare think

for even a second

that nobody saw you

when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

llama-overlord:

wearytraveler13:

I am going to be the parent that sings to the cat.

These are the best parents ever!

shadow-purple:

abbehtron:

When a thousand Mary Poppins came from the sky to defeat Voldemort

plot twist: the London Olympics Opening Ceremony is in fact a crack!fic

frankenbolt:

ihearttheodorelaurence:

Zoe Saldana: Sci-Fi Queen!

But Also:

princeowl:

thesassylorax:

mintfizzles:

predictions for frozen 2:

elsa gets told she needs a king

disney throws in a white male love interest and they dont like eachother at first but they slowly build a nice relationship when elsa’s reign becomes rocky and her ice powers go out of control : )

pixar feels the second hand embarrassment

snowman comedy

olaf gets love interest

so does the reindeer

#olafs love interest has snow tittys #svens love interest has reindeer eyelashes

seravilohxela:

vakarian—archangel:

atoasttotheendofalliknow:

Need.

the etsy shop for these can be found here

watsonsdick:

AU – Jolto

“Enjoy your leave. See you soon!”

So I recently noticed something about Tony Stark…

feelsofacatlady:

glutenfreewaffles:

This man

never

lets anyone

drive him.

He literally

is always

the one in the drivers seat.

He has a chauffeur

that he drives.

And then I realized…

There’s probably

good reason

for that.

That went from shocking to funny to depressing in the span of 5 seconds

hiddlememes:

Source

socialjusticeprincesses:

fat-lasts-longer-than-flavor:

cuadradonegro:

obscurewings:

I made a political cartoon for English class about issues in school

It focuses on how teens are expected to make career defining choices with barely any experience, and also how parents often take so much authority that their child’s decision is not actually their own

If this gets some notes then I’ll make a colored version

thank fucking you. this defines me a few years ago really accurately

this

story time! At college some of us were talking about tattoos we want. Our teacher said “you don’t want to get a tattoo at eighteen because you might change your mind.” I said “I had to decide my entire career path when I was fourteen when I chose my GCSEs. I think I can decide on a bird on my wrist at eighteen.”

~ Mulan