libertarirynn:

sylveonce:

unpretty:

gregorydickens:

victorian-sexstache:

unpretty:

son-of-maglor:

fiskeorn:

elkian:

unpretty:

unpretty:

dr-hollands:

unpretty:

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

you heard me

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

WHAT

OH MY GOD

Alton Brown is a real life supervillain

mamoru:

venncoolio:

mamoru:

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

Are you okay, mate?

no

honeyglazedbabe:

898:

pacificnorthwitch:

radiokyd:

smuppetbuttfluff:

love-order-chaos-repeat:

sandandglass:

TDS, February 11, 2015

Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools

Annndddd there it is.

Isn’t this woman the one who wrote a book telling girls to use college to find husbands

Yes

I hope she uses a chopstick to find her frontal lobe

madelezabeth:

oh GOD here’s a huge dump of a bunch of post-wedding victuuri stuff. I don’t take credit for anything but the art. Based on these posts: link link link link link

Click to view!!

{My Twitter}

nevver:

The Past is The Past, Matt Bors

Reblog if you think thick thighs are great

spicykatsudon:

lmao i tried anyways lingerie victor cuz yes

rakhila:

ladysaytenn:

Also do you guys really think that paypig post is real? Anyone can edit their PayPal balance via developer tools, I made this fake screenshot a month ago.

Doesn’t hurt to reblog this. Worst that can happen is I don’t get any of that $50000000 bajillion dollars