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tiny-septic-box-sam:

nerdqueenkat:

kinkyfignewtons:

steamydoodles:

Some tips for happy sex with your babe đź’‹

Too criminally important not the reblog. It doesn’t matter how “good” at sex you are, if you are an attentive and caring lovemaker you will have amazing experiences.

this!! Is sooo important!

A lot of my sister’s friends have complained to me before about not having older people in their lives who will tell them these sorts of things so here I am being all of y’all’s older sister telling you to have FUN and SAFE SEX!!!!

Victuuri post-sochi texting

yurionice-fics:

Honestly this category is super specific, but there were multiple fics with this topic, so here we go

Call me when you’re sober! #wink by FujiDawn ~ 3k

Ratings: General Audiences

Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov

After Sochi, Yuuri starts getting strange texts from someone unknown who poses as Victor Nikiforov. Knowing that THIS is definitely in no Realm of any possibilities, what will he do when the messages just keep coming?

Or

Yuuri and Victor exchange numbers, Yuuri forgets, and Victor is highly annoyed that he’s being ignored.

My Heart got Lost in the Mail by tothebatcave53 ~ 1k

Ratings: General Audiences

Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov

After the banquet Victor can’t find any way to contact Yuuri except through his fan mail postal address. Victor Nikiforov does nothing half-assed and he certainly doesn’t give up when he doesn’t receive a letter back from one Yuuri Katsuki. Fast forward a year and a half and Victor has to wonder, whatever did happen to all those letters he wrote?

Number 1 Fan by muttthecowcat22 ~ 2k WIP

Ratings: Teen Audiences and Up

Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov, Phichit Chulanont & Katsuki Yuuri, Christophe Giacometti & Victor Nikiforov, Victor Nikiforov & Yuri Plisetsky, Victor Nikiforov & Yakov Feltsman

Yuuri:
…
I really have no idea who you are.

Yuuri:
There’s only one Viktor I know, and you can’t
possibly be him.

Viktor<3:
I’m Viktor Nikiforov ❤

Yuuri:
…

Viktor saves his number in Yuuri’s phone at the Sochi GPF banquet. After being dragged back to his room by Celestino, Yuuri sends Viktor several drunken texts. The next morning, Yuuri might have forgotten most of the night before, but the evidence remains on his phone.

Sixty Impossible Things by Wynn ~ 82k WIP

Ratings: Teen Audiences and Up

Relationships: Katsuki yuuri/Victor Nikiforov, Phichit Chulanont & Katsuki Yuuri, Celestino Cialdini & Katsuki Yuuri, Katsuki Yuuri & Minami Kenjirou, Victor Nikiforov & Yuri Plisetsky, Katsuki Yuuri & Victor Nikiforov & Yuri Plisetsky, Victor Nikiforov & Yakov Feltsman

???: why the fuck are you ignoring viktor

Yuuri: Who is this? What are you talking about?

???: its yuri dumbass and you know exactly what i’m talking about

Yuuri blinks at that. For a split second he wonders if an angrier asshole version of himself from an alternate universe, someone who spelled their name wrong and snubbed his nose at basic rules of grammar, had somehow found a way to pester him while he tried to prevent, by studying, at least one aspect of his life from crumbling into utter ruin. Then the split second passes and Yuuri reins in the insanity long enough to venture a rational approach.

Yuuri: Yuri who?

Three seconds later his phone rings.

*

Two weeks after his failure at Sochi, Yuuri receives a text from a mysterious number asking why the fuck he’s ignoring Viktor. So begins Yuri Plisetsky’s all out campaign to get Yuuri to fucking finally text Viktor and end his torment of watching Viktor pine, and so begins Yuuri’s descent into a wonderland of texting his idol, meeting his #1 fan(s), and slowly rebuilding his life with a little help from his friends.