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I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

You’re going to get a cavity

good

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

One hour and half done. That’s impressive
That takes real skill and perseverance

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

‘Tis the season.

It’s November

TO BE JOLLY

Up your game this year, OP.

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE. WHY???

Tis the season to taste Satan’s asshole falalala lalalala

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caligula had anime eyes

wait romans painted their marble sculptures

it looks like a cheap theme park ride mascot

yep

here’s a statue of Augustus

and here’s a reproduction of the statue with the colors restored 

i honestly think that what we consider the height of sculpture in all of Western civilization being essentially the leftover templates of gaudy pieces of theme park shit to be evidence of the potential merit of found art

“I tried coloring it and then I ruined it”

And you know what the funniest part is? The paint didn’t just wear off over time. A bunch of asshole British historians back in the Victorian era actually went around scrubbing the remaining paint off of Greek and Roman statues – often destroying the fine details of the carving in the process – because the bright colours didn’t fit the dignified image they wished to present of the the cultures they claimed to be heirs to. This process also removed visible evidence of the fact that at least some of the statues thus stripped of paint had originally depicted non-white individuals.

Whenever you look at a Roman statue with a bare marble face, you’re looking at the face of imperialist historical revisionism.

(The missing noses on a lot of Egyptian statues are a similar deal. It’s not that the ancient Egyptians made statues with strangely fragile noses. Many Victorian archaeologists had a habit of chipping the noses off of the statues they brought back, then claiming that they’d found them that way – because with the noses intact, it was too obvious that the statues were meant to depict individuals of black African descent.)

Sorry, I keep reblogging this over and over, the last comment is unbelievable. Wow.

WUT

Knowledge bomb!

Many more fig leaves in strategic places appeared thanks to the Victorians too.

the vatican has a drawer of dicks that were taken off of statues

the vatican has
a drawer of dicks that were
taken off of statues

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*sings* it’s the moooost wonderful time of the yeeeeaaar

Now why would you go and only post an image and not link the article? That’s greedy, that is.

I’m on mobile and it’s a fb link but I will try!

*Throwing glitter confetti*

I got you sis

*BLOWS NOISEMAKER*

What a fabulous day. What a fabulous day.

#treason’s greetings indeed

OKAY HOLY SHIT I JUST TRIED TO SEND THIS AN DTUMBLR SAID YOU CANT SEND THIS POST. IS ANYON E ELSE HAVING THIS PROBLEM?

nevermind my friend accidentally blocked me. please ignore my shame

nevermind my friend
accidentally blocked me
please ignore my shame

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