buckybarrnes:

i’ve been keeping a journal for a couple years and these entries are so funny

september 2, 2015: i’m so stressed out i just started senior year of high school and i have 4 tests this week 😦

september 2, 2016: it’s my first day of college and i’m the only freshman in my calculus class what am i gonna do

september 2, 2017: man game of thrones is fucking crazy lmao

gcddesscffidelity:

I begged him to stay.
Try to remember what we had at the beginning.
He was charismatic, magnetic, electric and everybody knew it.
He was like this hybrid, this mix of a man who couldn’t contain himself.

I always got the sense that he became torn
between being a good person and
missing out on all of the opportunities that life could
offer a man as magnificent as him.

And in that way I understood him
and I loved him.
I loved him, I loved him, I loved him.
And I still love him.
I love him.

I still love him lyrics by Lana Del Rey

*while being held hostage*
mary: okay guys, don’t say a word.
robert: … fergulous.
damien: robert, she said no words.
robert: oh, i see. two weeks ago, when we were playing scrabble, you said it’s not a word. suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.

transcoranic:

evidence that I actually live in a video game

  • I always wear the same clothing
  • idle animation
  • awkward dialog
  • sometimes I get stuck on doors and have to back up and try again
  • yesterday I tried to stand up and my entire body stopped working and I ended up in a T-pose on the floor