me: and that guy (Odin) we hate him
mom: but why?
me: *explains how he always preferred thor and emotionally abused loki his entire life without showing any sign of empathy*
mom: fuck that bitch
me: that’s my girl
Have I told you how much I love Fed Up Wine Mom?
disney meme [8/8] songs➞ i won’t say i’m in love
“who d’you think you’re kidding, he’s the earth and heaven to you. try to keep it hidden, honey we can see right through you.
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sex isn’t all I want. but don’t think I don’t think of fucking you
there’s good shit in the world, people.
Joseph Christiansen vs Mary Christiansen
*strums guitar* i haven’t drawn this prick for almost a year, and i blame @kabuki-akuma for posting drawings of him and reawaken my crush on him
My mother says that fanfiction doesn’t count as reading because “it isn’t nearly as good as the stuff that’s published. You’re not going to find something online that will win a Booker Prize.”
Please reblog if you count fan fiction as reading, or if the fanfiction you’ve read is equally as good as published novels. I want to see the figures.*crushes mouse while hitting reblog button*
I’ve read fanfiction that is much better than published novels, never mind just “as good.” I’ve read fanfiction that I wish had been the published novels (or movie, or tv show, or comic book, etc).
And yes, it absolutely counts as “reading”.
thick-thighs-and-french-fries:
Say no to stereotypes, be happy everyday! [x]
Cant reblog this enough
I love that this shows both sides, how society is ingrained to see women as baby-makers and men as walking wallets who’s only worth is if they make good cash. Both are equally demeaning and limiting in different ways.
public high school things
•naruto kids
•kids punching windows
•kahoot
•"miss…..miss……c’mon"
•leaks coming from everywhere
•screams from every direction•jeopardy review games
•chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape
•people fighting for no reason
•couples who make out in the hallway like they’re never gonna see each other again
•those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class•clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason?
•only going to the homecoming game
•being embarrassed by the student art in the hall
•that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name
•hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on????– People who stop in the middle of the goddamn hallway
– That one kid who always has a winter coat on no matter what
– ‘Gay table’
– Kids who rap/blast rap music in the hallway
– “—– Please take off your hood/hat.”
– The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do
– We still have 3 minutes left don’t pack up yet or you’re getting a detention
– Mysterious ceiling stains
– Smoke coming out of the bathroom
-People who skip class and hide in the bathroom all period instead of leaving
- those 3 kids who everyone knows are drug dealers
- the secretary who is Tired
- finding outdated memes printed out and pinned to the walls in teacher offices (ex: condescending willy wonka: “oh so that OTHER teacher didn’t give you homework?? i see”)
- singing songs u learned in middle school language classes
- the end of class is whenever someone shuffles their papers into a binder or moves their backpack, everyone else will follow like some freaky instinctual mimicry shit