This one time I tripped
this one time I split my forehead open
This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t
I was 2, in a grocery store that had carpet flooring, and I tripped on a snag of the carpet, and cut my head on a piece of metal sticking out from the wheel of our cart. Apparently after this happened, the store paid for my stitches and removed all carpeting from the store. True story.