You play D&D? I seriously doubt that. I bet you don’t even know what dice are.

sublimesublemon:

deducecanoe:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

rabbitrecycle:

Wait wait wait so you’re telling me

That these things aren’t elaborately shaped slightly mathematical candies?

I’m still gunna check

shit

AS WE ALL KNOW, WE WOMEN CANNOT UNDERSTAND COMPLICATED THINGS LIKE DICE

ONLY MANLY MEN KNOW WHAT DICE ARE

SOME OF THEM HAVE AS MANY AS TWENTY SIDES. HOW CAN WE UNDERSTAND TWENTY SIDES?

twenty sides and not one single one is a stove or ironing board

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