the-great-gay-jatsby:

concept: robert and damien are out cryptid hunting. they’ve been together for a while and at this point rob has sort of dropped the notion that damien is a vampire. they encounter a cryptid, things get pretty rough. at first, damien is terrified and panicky, but the moment rob comes into harms way, damien bristles. suddenly, the goth garden dad is intimidating and snarling and his eyes are glowing and his teeth are too sharp but robert wakes up at home in damien’s bed with damien smiling sweetly, telling him he’s hit his head. is he a vampire. robert can’t tell anymore.