craig: okay, listen up bros! we have a security situation here. as you know, when we reach the location, i will be conducting a security sweep with the help of my bro rob.
robert: also, from now on, we will be using code names. you can address me as eagle one.
robert: joseph. code name: been there, done that.
joseph: what?
robert: dadsona is “currently doing that”.
dadsona: heck yeah!
robert: brian is “it happened once in a dream”.
brian: *kissy face*
robert: mary. code name: if i had to pick a girl.
mary: thanks, nerd.
robert: damien is… “eagle two”.
damien: oh, thank god…