suii-ne:

the H word

Victor, in a hushed frightened whisper: They say… if you turn off all the lights in the rink and say “puck” 3 times, a you-know-what player will appear and bodyslam you into the plexiglass wall

Yura and Beka: the horror
😱

Yuuri: actually that sounds kind of hot. Puck, puck,

Victor: huSBAND?!!

No offense to hockey 😅

I just love that hilarious fic trope where the figure skaters are so dramatically APPALLED at the more violent ice skating sport. And because I remembered people who used to say “H-E-🏒-🏒”