Phichit: OKAY IS THERE ACTUALLY ANYONE HERE WHO ISN’T GAY?!
Yurio: *puts hand up*
Otabek: *pushes his hand back down*

Not the first time…

*viktor, talking to phichit*

Viktor:– I swear to god, he has fucking THUNDER THIGHS. Every time I see him in tight clothing I almost have a stroke!
He has the body of a fucking Goddess.

Phichit: IKRRRR??!??! The first time we met in college, he was drunk and trying to climb the school’s flag pole at 3am in the morning! He got to the top and just hung there by. his. thighs. It was so iconic!!! There are still pictures on my phone, wanna see?

Viktor: *is fucking vibrating with excitement* O mg , y E s !!

Yuuri: *is listening into the conversation because Viktor accidentally butt-dialed him*
*muffled screeching and the crash of objects*

strangerthigns:

WHO DID THIS

postpigeon:

Okay! We all remember how Yuuri and Victor slept together
in episode 7, right?
And I am100% sure they have tossed in their sleep!
Here some versions of how their positions might be:)

otayuritrash:

“one friend”

moonlandingwasfaked:

dwps:

moonlandingwasfaked:

dwps:

Nobody is on this site for anything but shitty hot takes, shittier jokes, and porn so safe mode is a waste of everyone’s time

look, if i’m in public, i don’t want to see an anime girl getting rawed at 10 am

agreeing to a Russian Roulette with your dignity and public image amongst strangers on the line is part of this website’s terms of service

that’s fair

rubydragon16:

Anime Plaza Cafe x Shop + PASH! Official Art (better quality)

If you look at the sequence of events, it’s almost as if Yurio is kicking his ‘parents’ out for interrupting his time with Otabek…

otayuritrash:

🤣 🤣

krively:

I CAN’T EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS TWO BOYS MY GOD, I JUST CAN’T

suii-ne:

the H word

Victor, in a hushed frightened whisper: They say… if you turn off all the lights in the rink and say “puck” 3 times, a you-know-what player will appear and bodyslam you into the plexiglass wall

Yura and Beka: the horror
😱

Yuuri: actually that sounds kind of hot. Puck, puck,

Victor: huSBAND?!!

No offense to hockey 😅

I just love that hilarious fic trope where the figure skaters are so dramatically APPALLED at the more violent ice skating sport. And because I remembered people who used to say “H-E-🏒-🏒”