Title: we go home together Author:bosbie Artists:sierra and roadhouss Rating: Teen Length: 25087 Pairings: Victuuri Warnings: None Tags: Fantasy AU, Magic, Adventure, First Meetings, Falling in Love, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Kinda Sorta DnD
Mari is missing, presumably kidnapped by trolls. Yuuri sets out to find her with the help of a reclusive sorcerer whose glory days are behind him. They get imprisoned by a rogue state, fight the mob, kill a dragon, and make friends along the way.
In which Yuuri is a noble from a fallen family who’s braver than he gives himself credit for, Mari isn’t a damsel in distress, and Victor is an immortal who’s lonely until he’s not.
it’s so weird that i never heard anybody talk about this, but… one of the things you will notice when you start recovering is that your old coping mechanisms will stop working. they might even start hurting. which is absolutely scary, and you might even find yourself being nostalgic for worse times when you could still give into those impulses and feel the pain ease off for a while. but they stop working because you are healing. take a deep breath. see how far you’ve come. you’ll go much further yet. be proud of yourself.
once a lady told me that if my plants are dying even when I’m caring for them correctly, it means they’re absorbing the curses my enemies are casting upon me. so now when my plants randomly die, I wonder if they died protecting me.
whoa
Is this why witches live in the forest? Blanket curse immunity?
fun fact about the next avengers film being filmed in edinburgh: they’ve blocked off certain areas which is disrupting one specific postal van’s delivery route which is in turn leading to an awkward stand-off at the police station because Marvel Studios might be a billion dollar company but this man really wants to do his job and apparently interfering with the course of the Royal Mail technically counts as treason so they’re at a stalemate
this is the best thing i’ve heard all day
Scotland, everybody.
Who would win in a fight: a billion dollar superhero film franchise at the top of its game or one (1) Scottish mailman.