Phichit: Today we answer the question y’all have been dying to know. Do figure skating legend Katsuki Yuuri got teh booty? We went on the streets to find out!
*cut to the world championship*
Phichit: So, do Katsuki Yuuri got booty? What do you think?
Chris: Oh yeah, definitely! Baby got back.
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Yakov: …. please go away.
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Milla: Thumbs up, I saw him skating today. It doesn’t disappoint. The booty is real.
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Yurio: OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME????
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Victor, tearing up: Phichit you don’t understand, I had to make powerpoints, slides, I have charts, I got pictures, video, photographic evidence to map the booty but it doesn’t make sense. The firmness, the bounce, it defies the realm of possibility, I stay up at night think-
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Michele: That pervert? Since Chris likes him, probably.
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Seung-gil: Why am I here?
Phichit, off-camera: I just wanted your face on tape you beautiful Korean man-bird.
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Phichit: So as we can see, popular opinion is that Katsuki Yuuri, ace of Japan, got dat ass. As we can see in this shot *picture of Yuuri’s butt* and this shot *close up*, and this shot *closer close up*, and this shot *just a black screen it’s so close*, Yuuri’s booty is a rare specimen of booty.
*cut to a shot of Victor gently weeping over Yuuri’s pants*
Victor, crying: I love him so much
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Phichit: So in conclusion, do Katsuki Yuuri got teh booty? Chris?
Chris and Phichit: HE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Yuuri walks in on Chris and Phichit yelling, a shot of Yuuri’s ass on screen and Victor crying in the corner*
Yuuri: Phichit! What’s happening?? i think you broke my husband!! Is that my ass? what.
‘When victor needed bathing, yuuri was always sure his hair would not be damaged. Each bath time he would sit with his legs either side of Victors torso as he carefully harvested each emotion victor had grown that day. Once the older ones were removed he would wash the silver hair as if it was silk, massaging the mans scalp just to watch how it made victor sigh and close his eyes.
The bathroom was old and worn with cracks along the walls and a small, dusty window which barely let in any light, but it was enough for them. As yuuri worked, victor even got into the habit of massaging his farmers sore feet. It was moments like those which yuuri felt happy enough that he would wonder if his own hair would sprout buds just like Victors.’
victors flowers reflect his emotions, and so if yuuri harvests them, he can make potions to sway emotions in the way of the flower he used. he can sell them for a lot of money but would chose not to as he fears someone would find out about victors ability and try to steal him….. also i like drawing baths.
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