weird old forgotten tumblr things that I never see included in this sort of list:

spaceacespock:

shaggyfromthebaggie:

raeadropofgoldensunshine:

  • ah, the scalene triangle
  • loving Cole Sprouse
  • hating Cole Sprouse 
    • the tons of “social experiment” memes that followed
  • the first wave of Actual Cannibal Shia LaBaeuf memes from before there was even a video for it
  • trying to trick “hipster” blogs into reblogging fandom content 
    • the whole strict dichotomy between fandom and hipster blogs as a whole tbh
  • “I was here here before MTV!”
  • 12.9 year olds
  • “what is air” and “my ovaries” 
  • non-tumblr people were peasants
  • nice legs daisy dukes
  • slideshows with comic sans and sometimes making your mom or sibling comment on some cringey show they’d never seen
  • homestuck
  • tumblr user pizza (what ever happened to them???)
  • tumblr user the-vashta-nerada 
  • Nine In The Afternoon jokes/references all the time??
  • imagine how is touch the sky
  • “you tried” stars and all the variations thereupon
  • do she got the booty?
  • “can you give me directions to the olive garden?”
  • night bloggers 

add more help me relive the past 6 years i’ve wasted on this garbage website

Swiggty swag whats in the bag, someBODY, do you like the colours of the sky?, superwholock domination , mishapocolyls, hte spaghetti, lugi stare, that guy from supernatural in gym shorts pic

tumblr user francium

2018.01

victuurispecificrecs:

Complete 10k+ fics posted on AO3 this month

  1. and i broke my heart in two (one for me, one for you) by @ofviktor [T, 26k]

  2. colours of your life & love by @belovedyuuri [T, 11k]

  3. Even This Moment by @omgkatsudonplease [E, 15k]

  4. Heartbreaker by @deathbycoldopen [E, 92k]

  5. Into That Good Night by @lavenderprose [E, 36k]

  6. The Music Box by Saiyan_Lion [T, 45k]

  7. The Promise of the World by @pilindiel [T, 41k] 

  8. The Rules For Lovers by @adreamingsongbird [M, 323k]

  9. Sanctuary With You by Lie17 [T, 82k]

  10. Shiftships by @louciferish [T, 17k]

  11. Stardust and Starlight by @kazliin​ [T, 11k]

  12. Sugar and Spice but You’re Twice as Nice by @alexwspark [T, 10k]

  13. The Vastness of Space by @shysweetthing [E, 16k]

  14. Viktor Nikiforov: Author, Caffeine Addict, Vampire? by ajwolf [T, 15k]

  15. where the heart meets the sky by @spazzticrevenge [M, 13k]

  16. The White Dragon by @rhapeseuhans [T, 73k] 

SERIES

  1. Any Part of You by dance_across [E, 23k] *polyamory
    Red, Yellow, Green series

  2. But No Man Moved Me ‘Til the Tide by @omgkatsudonplease & @cherryliqor

    [M, 23k]
    Beside the Dancing Sea series

  3. Redemption Wears Gucci by @witharthurkirkland​ [M, 63k]
    The Devil Wears Prada AU series

other months

Thor Ragnarok As Told By My Dad

second-rate-mischief:

My dad cannot remember information about films. At all.  So I sat him down approximately 48 hours after seeing Ragnarok and asked him to tell me what the plot was. This is actual dialogue I recorded and transcribed for viewers like you. Please enjoy this masterpiece (I recommend paragraph 4). And if this actually gets notes, I will also do the one for The Avengers. 

“Well, you have these two brothers. One who used to be- well, not used to be, is still- an ice giant, but he’s a dwarf. And he’s able to maintain a fleshly appearance instead of being blue (like his relatives). 

I think there’s some reconciliation going on in this one, so they can come together to fight against the… sister (that looks more like a Wendigo than a sister). Her nickname is Death... or…. she is Death… She actually has more power than Thor because she crushes his mallet

They go to Earth to do some hangin’ out and teamin’ up and fightin’. They went to one of the pavilions where Doctor Strange lives… or hangs out… or guards… It had to have been the London pavilion.  Doctor Strange was interrogating Thor about his brother, and if he was to aid them, then they had to make a commitment to go back to their planet, Odinton. 

They went to The Fly guy’s place, who actually eventually turned into a fly in that other movie. Jeff Goldblum! They seemed to be kinda gay on each other; The Fly guy and Loki… Making eyes and… whatnot. [Thor] got taken to that planet and had to become a warrior to-the-death gladiator type thing up against Hulk. [Thor] got his ass kicked serval times. [Loki] was pretty pumped up that [Thor] got body slammed like he did in the previous movie. 

Thor tased [Loki] a couple times for being an idiot.

The girl who was a former Valkyrie got her wings back. She had some kind of a cool suit on and she came back to fight with them. Then Loki showed up doing his “Here I am” pose, like this grandstanding while he got off that ship. They took a lot of losses, but they came together and they won. They released the kraken dude. He was like a bigger Wendigo dude than the sister!”

mulaneysbutt:

My parents had gone to the same college as Bill Clinton … and my mom tells me there was this sort of chivalrous policy on campus back then, where late at night, if female students were leaving the library unaccompanied, male students were encouraged to wait out in front and offer to walk them home.

That sounds good, right? [chuckles]

So my mom tells me that Bill Clinton would be out in front of the library every single night, just being like: [imitating Clinton] “Hey can I walk you home? Hey can I walk you home? Hey can I walk you home?”