queenofcheeze:

clitclip:

2rsquared:

gengnosis:

itsraininbritishmen:

cherryskies:

everyone has that one story that sounds fake but isnt

my dad met Tom Felton fishing once and told him that he looked like “that weird blonde kid my daughter has on her computer background”

My mother met Zac Efron by finding his address and driving past his house.

My moms coworker saved Daniel Radcliffe’s from drowning as his bodyguards and manager swam away

the church tried to exorcise me once but it turned out I was demonless and just a really bitchy smart child

Someone called me cute once and I sneezed so hard in reaction they cried

my grandma has had lunch with Bush Sr. on a plane and she’s had dinner and done karaoke with Ellie Goulding 

resource for procrastination

idrathergoforgirls:

studytothe97:

if you’re anything like me, working on a computer is a dangerous thing. i’ll get distracted by everything – that one email i should respond to, all the pictures of my dog, tumblr, and so on. I recently discovered an amazing resource to stop that.

it’s called writer’s block, and is free to download! 

when you open it, it shows this screen, where you can choose either a time limit or word goal

then when you start, it opens a document that fills the entire screen like this

and you cannot quit the app or open anything else until your word/time quota is filled. i just wrote half of my english speech that i’ve been putting off all morning, and it took only 20 minutes!

so yup, it’s called writer’s block and is free for both mac and windows. enjoy!

reblog to save a lazy ass