aaliyoh:

figsnstripes:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/12096634/Girl-nine-has-iPhone-shaped-scar-for-life-after-case-leaks-toxic-glitter-onto-her-leg.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3321951/Woman-suffers-horrific-chemical-burn-big-hand-glittery-iPhone-5-case-broke-leaked-chemicals-pocket-backside.html

http://masgus.com/liquid-glitter-iphone-case-effect-cause-skin-burn.html

These phone cases seem to be very popular; my sister’s friend just got one. Please spread this around.

omg I have one 😦

microbookologist:

jhameia:

swingsetindecember:

where a grad student becomes a supervillain for extra credit since their doctoral committee is lowkey three of the city’s supervillains. and they meet the hero who is cute and charming and idealistic. and damn, extra credit is so not worth this. but damn, grad school is expensive and the job market is competitive 

“there’s good in you”

“i really think all that’s in me at this point is ramen, red bull and spite”

I WOULD BUY THIS NOVEL

@freshface-blankpage

aliceinpunderland:

elrondbaggins:

tardis-mind-palace:

ruthyless:

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito