hellyeahthomassanders:

To everyone who started school last week/this week/whenever you start:
I hope you have a wonderful year/semester/school term. I hope your classes challenge you, but never stress you out. I hope you have wonderful teachers who want to see you excel and will do everything in their power to help you learn. And I hope you make lots of friends who love you for who you are and that you create a lifetime of wonderful memories together. And remember, you can do anything you put your mind to. Now go rock that place! 🙂

craig: okay, listen up bros! we have a security situation here. as you know, when we reach the location, i will be conducting a security sweep with the help of my bro rob.
robert: also, from now on, we will be using code names. you can address me as eagle one.
robert: joseph. code name: been there, done that.
joseph: what?
robert: dadsona is “currently doing that”.
dadsona: heck yeah!
robert: brian is “it happened once in a dream”.
brian: *kissy face*
robert: mary. code name: if i had to pick a girl.
mary: thanks, nerd.
robert: damien is… “eagle two”.
damien: oh, thank god…

ludaprilgate:

i have no idea what’s chris pratt doing right now but i hope he’s having fun

the-anarcho-raver:

alwaystruenorth:

rose-in-a-fisted-glove:

avienbgwp:

rose-in-a-fisted-glove:

lexluthor-is-bae:

destroy-the-fucking-patriarchy:

¯_(ツ)_/¯

THOSE WERE ONLY A COUPLE OF INCIDENTS YOU ASSHOLE! Compared to the MAAAANY terrorist attacks by radical muslims

Wow. Can we just appreciate this cognitive dissonance here.
“Only a couple of incidents” versus ‘many attacks by radical Muslims’

Like, they aren’t even denying that pro-lifers have blown up clinics but it’s different because it supposedly happened less times within the US than attacks by radical Muslim extremists.

I’m not sure why you said “supposedly” when it is less.

According to statistics gathered by the National Abortion Federation (NAF), an organization of abortion providers, since 1977 in the United States and Canada, there have been 17 attempted murders, 383 death threats, 153 incidents of assault or battery, 13 wounded,^[12] 100 butyric acid stink bomb attacks, 373 physical invasions, 41 bombings, 655 anthrax threats,^[13] and 3 kidnappings committed against abortion providers. 

Meanwhile, between 1970 and today there have been a grand total of 13 terrorist attacks by Muslim extremists within the US and 8 in Canada. 

So, even if you only count the terrorist attacks in which damage was done. You’re looking at 587 successful terrorist attacks from pro-lifers (not included death and anthrax threats) and 21 terrorist attacks from extreme Muslim fundamentalists. 

That is why supposedly is there. 

Pro-lifers are quantitatively, significantly, statistically, a larger threat to public peace than Muslim extremists. 

FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK:

Pro-lifers are quantitatively, significantly, statistically, a larger threat to public peace than Muslim extremists.

I couldn’t NOT share this..

officialunitedstates:

unicornsneedlovetoo:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

what language do they speak at the center of the earth

core-ean

THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius… NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY DONT NEED A LANGUAGE

core-ean