Dadsona: Hey how much money money do you have?
Craig: 69 cents.
Dadsona: Ah you know what that means?
Craig(crying): I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets!
concept: robert and damien are out cryptid hunting. they’ve been together for a while and at this point rob has sort of dropped the notion that damien is a vampire. they encounter a cryptid, things get pretty rough. at first, damien is terrified and panicky, but the moment rob comes into harms way, damien bristles. suddenly, the goth garden dad is intimidating and snarling and his eyes are glowing and his teeth are too sharp but robert wakes up at home in damien’s bed with damien smiling sweetly, telling him he’s hit his head. is he a vampire. robert can’t tell anymore.
The only reason why Damien’s getting away with all this small talk is because Mary is shooting daggers at Robert from across the bar.
Dreeeeaaaammmm daddy
Im procrastinating. Comic delayed!
Save this dad pls XD
(also love Joseph’s third date..ironically. Because Robert hates Joseph)
Did he clean up for me…?
I think this was already done but you can never have enough Robert in a suit ;))
//plays Whiskey Fever on repeat
Mary(face timing Damien about why she’s late to meet up with him): Smalls is in the bathtub drunk as fuck and fully clothed. He says he’s conserving water and won’t get out.
Robert (yelling in the background): I’m washing me and my clothes bitch!!
this has probably ten million mistakes because this was really quick and its like 2am but I just finished Damien’s route and it uhhhhh….fucking murdered me
i think that amanda and robert would get along very well
Doodlin’
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